Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Valentime’s Special

February 6th, 2016

Hippo is very troubled on Valentime’s Day when he does not understand the meaning of love. He goes on a magical, musical adventure in search of knowledge. Meanwhile, Ostrich and Jesus try to catch up with Hippo before he discovers the disturbing truth about love.

Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Valentime’s Special Teaser

February 2nd, 2016

Coming Valentine’s Day 2016!

Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Series 4

January 12th, 2016

I have decided to bring back “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” comics after a ten year hiatus. The fourth series will consist of twenty new comics. The first comic is a tribute to the late star man himself, David Bowie, who passed away yesterday. For updates on new comics please ‘like’ the “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” Facebook page.

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Valentime’s Special” Press Release

January 6th, 2016

OSTRICH, HIPPO AND JESUS RETURN IN AN ALL-NEW HOLIDAY SPECIAL THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!

Hippo is very troubled on Valentime’s Day when he does not understand the meaning of love. He goes on a magical, musical adventure in search of knowledge. Meanwhile, Ostrich and Jesus try to catch up with Hippo before he discovers the disturbing truth about love.

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New Zazzle Product Designs

January 5th, 2016

Look for new designs appearing on products in the Zazzle FARToons Shop. Shirts in our shop are 50% off until this Friday. Also don’t forget to check out new magazine-sized comics of “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass”. I would like to start working on a new animated cartoon again, I just have no idea what. I am in a creative slump and also have other stuff I need to be working on. Stay tooned.

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus On Grass: Tha Threedy Gaym Teaser

December 31st, 2015

FARToons Productions and RAW Animation are teaming up to create the most childish adventure game in history, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Threedy Gaym”, featuring all the original voice cast from the 2004 animated movie. RAW Animation brings the FARToons comic book characters to the third-dimension for the very first time with an all-new original story written by series creator Ryan Wells and game producer Robert Winchester.

Join Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus on their quest to stop Muslim prophet Muhammad from kidnapping Grandfather Clock and putting a jihad on time itself. Travel the world of On Grass and go on missions to help out all of your favorite characters, picking up cool items along the way. Just be sure to watch out for pissed off pirates, bipolar bears, and shifty-eyed insurance salesmen who are in cahoots with the evil Arab terrorists threatening to destroy the entire universe.

*Series 1, 2 & 3 “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” comic books are now available in the online store through Blurb!

Site Issues and Limited-Edition Comics

January 21st, 2015

TOstrich, Hippo and Jesus Limited Edition Series 1he site has been messed up due to server changes I wasn’t aware were happening. But don’t worry, Jesus is busy fixing it as we speak.

Limited-edition “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” glossy comic pages are now available in the online store. Collect all three sets! Once these are gone, they are gone forever. The #0001 edition will be available at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago later this week.

I put out some free DVDs, Blu-rays and glossy cards at Star Clipper and Vintage Vinyl in St. Louis today. I am sure the DVDs are gone by now but there will still be glossy collectible cards.

 

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Blu-ray!

January 8th, 2015

“OSTRICH, HIPPO & JESUS ON GRASS: THA MOOVY!” GETS THE BLU-RAY TREATMENT IN 2015!

Everyone’s favorite Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus are coming to remastered Blu-ray and DVD later this year. Both formats contain buried treasures, most of which will also be in High Definition. You will see the crisp crayon color and crap animation like never before! Just be sure to hide your movie candies because Jesus is feeling devilishly greedy as usual.

Bonus features include: “Teaser Trailer”, “Official Trailer”, “Alternate Ending”, “Uncensored Ending”, “Show Me Con 2007″, “Tha After Skool Special” and “Tha Christmus Special” (Some Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus on Grass Tha Moovy

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The Wish Fish Family on Blu-ray!

January 4th, 2015

“THE WISH FISH FAMILY” GOES HIGH DEF IN 2015 WITH ITS FIRST BLU-RAY RELEASE!

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Ever wanted to see the terrible animation of “The Wish Fish Family” in high definition? Well now you can! The first fourteen episodes of the series are coming to Blu-ray later this year. The set will also include rare bonus features, including a remastered episode of “Spike & Johnny” where the Wish Fish makes his first animated appearance. So join Harold, Helen and Junior in over 150 minutes of offensive fun!

“The Wish Fish Family” will also be re-released on a two-disc DVD, including episode fourteen for the first time ever!

Episodes include: “My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family”, “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Sh-t N’ Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!” and “The Queen is Dead”

Bonus features include: “The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

The Wish Fish Family DVD

 

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The Wish Fish Family Episode 15 Press Release

August 3rd, 2014

HAROLD FINDS HIS DREAM JOB IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING 2015 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

After Harold sees an abortion performed at Dr. Whitey’s clinic he decides to become an OB/GYN. He is shocked to find daily violent protests outside the office that threaten not only his job, but the precious lives of the entire medical staff.

“Fetal Attraction” is the fifteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in 2015.

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