Here are some segments I animated for the public screening of “The FARToons 13th Anniversary Craptacular”. A big thanks to those of you who came. Everyone else, enjoy these poorly animated short videos.
- Ryan
The new episode of The Wish Fish Family is now available online. Thank you to everyone who attended “The FARToons 13th Anniversary Craptacular” last night.
When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold is completely disgusted by his son’s new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.
- Ryan
“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1″ is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!
The Best of FARToons – Volume 1The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)
Episodes:
“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9″, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3″, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2″, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13″, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4″, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1″, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1″, “A Great Day to be a Fish”
- Ryan
FARToons Productions is about to turn 13 years old on February 1st. It has not been the most successful endeavor in history. It has had its ups and downs. Its good years and bad years. Its shitty cartoons and its okay cartoons. But through it all, it has survived with me. I want to thank everyone who has supported FARToons over the years. Maybe one day, long after I’m dead, it will get the recognition it deserves. If only for the reason that it dared to do something different. Please share this on your Facebook if you love FARToons.
Thanks to all the fans. You all helped spread hate across the planet. I hope FARToons will continue offending people for years to come.
- Ryan
Be sure to go check out my new series of cartoons and videos at LiquorGoblin.com! And don’t forget to like it on Facebook!
Episode #1 – Regrets, I’ve Jihad A Few
A Muslim terrorist prepares for an infamous airplane hijacking on September 11th, 2001.
The concept for “Regrets, I’ve Jihad A Few” came from a discussion Willie and I had while driving around one night. Willie started acting out the characters and it made me laugh enough to turn it into a cartoon.
The point of this cartoon was to make terrorists look like normal every day people who are just doing their job. It was not meant to make fun of 9/11 victims. But people are going to look at this however they want so just go ahead and get offended.
- Ryan
After a year, I have finally finished the script for The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14. It WILL be released sometime this summer. Just give me a bit of time to get in animating mode again. It’s been almost seven months.
JUNIOR MAKES PROM QUEEN IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SUMMER 2013 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold, a volunteer chaperon, is completely disgusted by his son’s new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.
“The Queen is Dead” is the fourteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Summer 2013.
A 2014 calendar of The Wish Fish Family is also now available in the online store.
In sadder news, episode thirteen of The Wish Fish Family is no longer available on YouTube due to copyright bullshit. You can still find it HERE on Funny or Die.
- Ryan
“Wild, Wild Willie: The Willie Poe Story” is a documentary on two childhood friends, Willie and Ryan, who grew up in the small Mid-western town. The duo reflects on their younger years and obscure sense of humor as they are about to approach thirty.
- Ryan