Archive for January, 2014

The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1″ is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

The Best of FARToons DVDThe Best of FARToons – Volume 1

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9″, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3″, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2″, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13″, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4″, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1″, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1″, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

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13 Years Of FARToons

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

FARToons Productions is about to turn 13 years old on February 1st. It has not been the most successful endeavor in history. It has had its ups and downs. Its good years and bad years. Its shitty cartoons and its okay cartoons. But through it all, it has survived with me. I want to thank everyone who has supported FARToons over the years. Maybe one day, long after I’m dead, it will get the recognition it deserves. If only for the reason that it dared to do something different. Please share this on your Facebook if you love FARToons.

Thanks to all the fans. You all helped spread hate across the planet. I hope FARToons will continue offending people for years to come.

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14 Preview

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

Liquor Goblin – Episode #1

Saturday, January 11th, 2014

Be sure to go check out my new series of cartoons and videos at LiquorGoblin.com! And don’t forget to like it on Facebook!

Episode #1 – Regrets, I’ve Jihad A Few

A Muslim terrorist prepares for an infamous airplane hijacking on September 11th, 2001.

The concept for “Regrets, I’ve Jihad A Few” came from a discussion Willie and I had while driving around one night. Willie started acting out the characters and it made me laugh enough to turn it into a cartoon.

The point of this cartoon was to make terrorists look like normal every day people who are just doing their job. It was not meant to make fun of 9/11 victims. But people are going to look at this however they want so just go ahead and get offended.

Ryan