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Animated Films
Ryan's Life Since October 17, 2006 Ryan's Life Since October 17, 2006 (2007)
Produced & by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Ryan tries to deal with a broken heart the only way he knows how: by complaining to his cat Felix.

* Nominated for 2008 Webbie Award for Best Computer Animation!

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A Great Day to be a Fish A Great Day to be a Fish (2007)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

A short animation on how I feel about people who are always positive.

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The Wish Fish Family
Contains Extremely Offensive Humor
The Wish Fish Family (2006 - 2008)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

The Wish Fish is back and this time he has a family! Join Harold and Helen as they try to raise their son Junior in a not so traditional family sitcom.

Download! Episode #1 - My Son, the Rainbow Fish
Download! Episode #2 - My Two Sons
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MacRuff the Crime Dog MacRuff the Crime Dog (2006)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

MacRuff the Crime Dog does a commercial on how to deal with bullies.

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Barney Barney Commercials (2005 - 2007)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Barney does educational commercials for a familiar television network.

Download! Episode #1 - Hugs
Download! Episode #2 - Diseases
Download! Episode #3 - Self-Esteem
Download! Episode #4 - Sing-Along Life Lessons
Rob Meets the Smurfs Rob Meets the Smurfs (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

This is what happens when Rob gets uncomfortable in public.

Download! Episode #1 - Rob Meets the Smurfs
Download! Episode #2 - Rob Meets the Lord
Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! (2004)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells, Rob Winchester, Ben Triola, Kevin Burkeen, Tim Carey & Johny Winchester

Ostrich, Hippo, Jesus and friends are brought to life in the full-length animated musical motion picture.

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ICEE the BIG PICTURE ICEE the BIG PICTURE (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells & Wendy Wells

Ryan tries to get into the movie theater for free by acting like he's mentally retarded.

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Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Chef Bonerappetite, a talking penis chef, does a cooking show from the depth's of a human anus. This cartoon also features a fake trailer for the movie "A Time to Color".

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Spike & Johny

Spike & Johny (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Story by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester
Voices by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester

Johny's dog Spike makes a wish to get rid of his pestering master once and for all.

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Eye Can't Make It

Eye Can't Make It (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Koby invites Ferdy to double date with his girlfriend and her sister. While preparing for the big night, Ferdy eventually loses his confidence due to a few freak household accidents.

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Hairy, Fuzzy & Smelly Hairy, Fuzzy & Smelly (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells

The very first fully-animated FARToons Production
™. Alf chases Blacky around the house in hopes of obtaining a delicious dinner.

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Hand-drawn Animations
Winner Takes Brawl Winner Takes Brawl (2006)
Animated by Ryan Wells
Filmed by Ryan Wells & Ben Triola

In this hand-drawn animation, Ryan and Blacky take a friendly card game too seriously and resort to unnecessary violence.

* Winner of 2007 Webbie Award for Best Cell/Flipbook Animation!

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Ryan Walk Cycle Ryan Walk Cycle (2006)
Animated by Ryan Wells

A hand-drawn walk cycle I did for an animation class.

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Flipbooks - Volume 1 Flipbooks - Volume 1 (2006)
Animated by Ryan Wells

A collection of five animated flipbooks I did for an animation class. Includes "Chicken Run", "Duck Hunt", "Soda Pop", "The Early Worm", and "The Wild Side of Blacky".

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Animated Trailers

Kinematifest Ad

Kinematifest Ad (2008)
Produced by Ryan Wells

Gill and Phil from "A Great Day to be a Fish" do an ad for Kinematifest, Webster University's first annual animation festival.

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Ryan's Demo Reel

Ryan's Demo Reel (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells

An animation demo reel I produced when applying to Webster University in late 2005.

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Herman the Cheese Man Teaser

Herman the Cheese Man & The Legend of Seabass Teaser (2004)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

A teaser for the Herman the Cheese Man movie that got canned on the cutting room floor. The movie was slated to debut on Christmas 2004.

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Trailer

Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Trailer (2004)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells, Rob Winchester, Ben Triola, Kevin Burkeen, Tim Carey & Johny Winchester


This trailer was released about a month before the Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus movie was finished in the summer of 2004.

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Teaser

Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Teaser (2004)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ben Triola


This was the public's first look at the Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus movie in the spring of 2004. The movie was almost half done when this teaser was released.

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Unfinished Animated Films
The Bait Outdoors The Bait Outdoors (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells, Rob Winchester & Willie Poe

This exclusive unfinished cartoon from the FARToons™ vault features the first attempt at animating the Senioritis cast. Ryan and Willie go on a hunt for the legendary Bigfoot using their friend Rob as bait, but when nature becomes their enemy it's every man for himself.

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Soap in a Dope Soap in a Dope (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells & Wendy Wells

A house cat accidentally swallows a poisonous household product and chaos ensues when the poison control hotline is out of service.

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Tsunami Tsunami (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

When commie Asians anger God he calls upon Otis Bloatis to create a giant tsunami that will destroy South Asia.

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Smelly, Rancid Ninja Turdles Smelly, Rancid Ninja Turdles (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Four talking turds are sent by their landlord to get rent money but end up battling their arch-nemesis Anti-Diarrhea and his evil army of mutant babies.

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Lumpy Dumpkin Lumpy Dumpkin (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells & Willie Poe
Voices by Ryan Wells & Willie Poe

Lumpy Dumpkin and the Penis Leprechaun journey through the woods looking for something to eat.

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The Dead Heads The Dead Heads: Tomorrow Never Dies... Just Like Bob Hope (2001)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Four mentally disabled super heroes are sent to save the world from Lard Luther and his diabolical scheme.

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Animated Fan Fictions

South Park: A Hebrew Hitler - Part I

South Park: A Hebrew Hitler - Part I (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

While babbling about politics at the bus stop, Cartman provokes Kyle into rounding up his friends in a holy war against their fat foul-mouthed friend.

Disclaimer: This cartoon is a fan fiction based on the television show South Park and is in no way affiliated with Comedy Central or its creators.

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South Park: A Hebrew Hitler - Part II

South Park: A Hebrew Hitler - Part II (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

The boys, taking to heart their newly adopted religious beliefs, arrest Cartman for unintentional blasphemy.

Disclaimer: This cartoon is a fan fiction based on the television show South Park and is in no way affiliated with Comedy Central or its creators.

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