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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha After Skool Special Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha After Skool Special (2010)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells, Ben Triola & Kevin Burkeen

It seems as though everyone in the world is getting married, so why shouldn't some of the finest residents on grass join in on the fun? Find out who is getting hitched and what jaw-dropping betrayals unfold in a special three part mini-series you'll have to see to believe.

Download! Part 1 - No Ending NEW!
Download! Part 2 - No Mutual Intercourse NEW!
Download! Part 3 - No Cure NEW!

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Catfishing Catfishing (2009)
Produced & by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Ryan tries to teach his cat Felix the fine points of fishing, but Felix would rather explore his own methods.

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Carmel's Catch Carmel's Catch (2009)
Produced & by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells

A starving cat discovers a meal fit for a king.

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Ryan's Life Since October 17, 2006 Ryan's Life Since October 17, 2006 (2007)
Produced & by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Ryan tries to deal with a broken heart the only way he knows how: by complaining to his cat Felix.

* Nominated for 2008 Webbie Award for Best Computer Animation!

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A Great Day to be a Fish A Great Day to be a Fish (2007)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

A short animation on how I feel about people who are always positive.

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The Wish Fish Family
Contains Extremely Offensive Humor
Interactive Web Site
The Wish Fish Family (2006 - 2009)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

The Wish Fish is back and this time he has a family! Join Harold and Helen as they try to raise their son Junior in a not so traditional family sitcom.

Download! Episode #1 - My Son, the Rainbow Fish (2006)
Download! Episode #2 - My Two Sons
(2007)
Download! Episode #3 - Mon frère le poisson-chat
(2009)
Download! Politically Correct Version of Episode #1
(2008)

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MacRuff the Crime Dog MacRuff the Crime Dog (2006 - 2010)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

MacRuff the Crime Dog does commercials on various troubling topics.

Download! Episode #1 - How to Handle Bullies (2006)
Download! Episode #2 - Dealing with Drugs (2010) NEW!

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Barney Barney Commercials (2005 - 2010)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Barney does educational commercials for a familiar television network.

Download! Episode #1 - Hugs (2005)
Download! Episode #2 - Diseases (2005)
Download! Episode #3 - Self-Esteem (2005)
Download! Episode #4 - Sing-Along Life Lessons
(2007)
Download! Episode #5 - Drugs
(2010) NEW!
Download! Episode #6 - Sexual Abuse
(2010) NEW!

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Rob Meets the Smurfs Rob Meets the Smurfs (2005)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

This is what happens when Rob gets uncomfortable in public.

Download! Episode #1 - Rob Meets the Smurfs
Download! Episode #2 - Rob Meets the Lord

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy! (2004)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells, Rob Winchester, Ben Triola, Kevin Burkeen, Tim Carey & Johny Winchester

Ostrich, Hippo, Jesus and friends are brought to life in the full-length animated musical motion picture.

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ICEE the BIG PICTURE ICEE the BIG PICTURE (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells & Wendy Wells

Ryan tries to get into the movie theater for free by acting like he's mentally retarded.

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Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Chef Bonerappetite, a talking penis chef, does a cooking show from the depth's of a human anus. This cartoon also features a fake trailer for the movie A Time to Color.

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Spike & Johny

Spike & Johny (2003)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Story by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester
Voices by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester

Johny's dog Spike makes a wish to get rid of his pestering master once and for all.

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Eye Can't Make It

Eye Can't Make It (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells
Voices by Ryan Wells

Koby invites Ferdy to double date with his girlfriend and her sister. While preparing for the big night, Ferdy eventually loses his confidence due to a few freak household accidents.

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Hairy, Fuzzy & Smelly Hairy, Fuzzy & Smelly (2002)
Produced by Ryan Wells
Written by Ryan Wells

The very first fully-animated FARToons Production
™. Alf chases Blacky around the house in hopes of obtaining a delicious dinner.

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