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Check out what is coming to FARToons.net in 2017:

Hippo is very troubled on Valentime’s Day when he does not understand the meaning of love. He goes on a magical, musical adventure in search of knowledge. Meanwhile, Ostrich and Jesus try to catch up with Hippo before he discovers the disturbing truth about love.

Coming Valentine’s Day 2016!

I have decided to bring back “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” comics after a ten year hiatus. The fourth series will consist of twenty new comics. The first comic is a tribute to the late star man himself, David Bowie, who passed away yesterday. For updates on new comics please ‘like’ the “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” Facebook page.

OSTRICH, HIPPO AND JESUS RETURN IN AN ALL-NEW HOLIDAY SPECIAL THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!

Hippo is very troubled on Valentime’s Day when he does not understand the meaning of love. He goes on a magical, musical adventure in search of knowledge. Meanwhile, Ostrich and Jesus try to catch up with Hippo before he discovers the disturbing truth about love.

Look for new designs appearing on products in the Zazzle FARToons Shop. Shirts in our shop are 50% off until this Friday. Also don’t forget to check out new magazine-sized comics of “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass”. I would like to start working on a new animated cartoon again, I just have no idea what. I am in a creative slump and also have other stuff I need to be working on. Stay tooned.

The site has been messed up due to server changes I wasn’t aware were happening. But don’t worry, Jesus is busy fixing it as we speak.

Limited-edition “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” glossy comic pages are now available in the online store. Collect all three sets! Once these are gone, they are gone forever. The #0001 edition will be available at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago later this week.

I put out some free DVDs, Blu-rays and glossy cards at Star Clipper and Vintage Vinyl in St. Louis today. I am sure the DVDs are gone by now but there will still be glossy collectible cards.

“OSTRICH, HIPPO & JESUS ON GRASS: THA MOOVY!” GETS THE BLU-RAY TREATMENT IN 2015!

Everyone’s favorite Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus are coming to remastered Blu-ray and DVD later this year. Both formats contain buried treasures, most of which will also be in High Definition. You will see the crisp crayon color and crap animation like never before! Just be sure to hide your movie candies because Jesus is feeling devilishly greedy as usual.

Bonus features include: “Teaser Trailer”, “Official Trailer”, “Alternate Ending”, “Uncensored Ending”, “Show Me Con 2007”, “Tha After Skool Special” and “Tha Christmus Special” (Some Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1” is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9”, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3”, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2”, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13”, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4”, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1”, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1”, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

FARToons Productions is about to turn 13 years old on February 1st. It has not been the most successful endeavor in history. It has had its ups and downs. Its good years and bad years. Its shitty cartoons and its okay cartoons. But through it all, it has survived with me. I want to thank everyone who has supported FARToons over the years. Maybe one day, long after I’m dead, it will get the recognition it deserves. If only for the reason that it dared to do something different. Please share this on your Facebook if you love FARToons.

Thanks to all the fans. You all helped spread hate across the planet. I hope FARToons will continue offending people for years to come.