Archive for the ‘Ostrich Hippo & Jesus on Grass’ Category

“OH&J: Tha Holloween Special” Press Release

Wednesday, August 21st, 2019


Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus go on a quest to find The Punkin King in hopes of getting his trick-or-treats.

Coming October 2019!

FARToons on Patreon

Saturday, July 20th, 2019

Hey guys and dolls. I hope you will check out my Patreon page where you can pledge money towards my cartoons and videos and get exclusive content and merchandise, including early access to all my cartoons and videos. Donate $1 a month and I will be satisfied. If you can’t I understand. I’m poor too. But if you can I would be very appreciative. Thanks for your consideration. I hope you decide to become a part of the FARToons family.

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Series 4

Tuesday, January 12th, 2016

I have decided to bring back “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” comics after a ten year hiatus. The fourth series will consist of twenty new comics. The first comic is a tribute to the late star man himself, David Bowie, who passed away yesterday. For updates on new comics please ‘like’ the “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” Facebook page.

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Valentime’s Special” Press Release

Wednesday, January 6th, 2016


Hippo is very troubled on Valentime’s Day when he does not understand the meaning of love. He goes on a magical, musical adventure in search of knowledge. Meanwhile, Ostrich and Jesus try to catch up with Hippo before he discovers the disturbing truth about love.

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New Zazzle Product Designs

Tuesday, January 5th, 2016

Look for new designs appearing on products in the Zazzle FARToons Shop. Shirts in our shop are 50% off until this Friday. Also don’t forget to check out new magazine-sized comics of “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass”. I would like to start working on a new animated cartoon again, I just have no idea what. I am in a creative slump and also have other stuff I need to be working on. Stay tooned.

The Wish Fish Family Gang

Site Issues and Limited-Edition Comics

Wednesday, January 21st, 2015

TOstrich, Hippo and Jesus Limited Edition Series 1he site has been messed up due to server changes I wasn’t aware were happening. But don’t worry, Jesus is busy fixing it as we speak.

Limited-edition “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” glossy comic pages are now available in the online store. Collect all three sets! Once these are gone, they are gone forever. The #0001 edition will be available at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago later this week.

I put out some free DVDs, Blu-rays and glossy cards at Star Clipper and Vintage Vinyl in St. Louis today. I am sure the DVDs are gone by now but there will still be glossy collectible cards.


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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Blu-ray!

Thursday, January 8th, 2015


Everyone’s favorite Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus are coming to remastered Blu-ray and DVD later this year. Both formats contain buried treasures, most of which will also be in High Definition. You will see the crisp crayon color and crap animation like never before! Just be sure to hide your movie candies because Jesus is feeling devilishly greedy as usual.

Bonus features include: “Teaser Trailer”, “Official Trailer”, “Alternate Ending”, “Uncensored Ending”, “Show Me Con 2007”, “Tha After Skool Special” and “Tha Christmus Special” (Some Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus on Grass Tha Moovy

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The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1” is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

The Best of FARToons DVDThe Best of FARToons – Volume 1

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)


“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9”, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3”, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2”, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13”, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4”, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1”, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1”, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

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