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The Wish Fish Family – Episode 19 Press Release

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

HAROLD HITS THE STREETS IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold and his family become homeless he is forced to face his biggest fear: finding a job. Harold tries to keep his family fed but new challenges await him after a disturbing series of events leads to the impossible.

“Home Sweet Street” is the nineteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode #18 Press Release

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

HAROLD GOES GUNS BLAZING IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold fears students are going to get his precious guns taken away he goes to extremes to protect the second amendment. Meanwhile, Junior joins in on the school protests taking place around the country.

“Fish in a Barrel” is the eighteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode 17 Press Release

Tuesday, September 19th, 2017

HAROLD ONE-UPS TRUMP IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING HALLOWEEN 2017 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

Harold builds a wall around his house to keep Mexicans out. Being cut off from the outside world causes Harold to lose his mind and put his family in danger.

“The Great Wall of Harold” is the seventeenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net on Halloween 2017.

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode 16 Press Release

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

HAROLD’S RACISM BACKFIRES IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING FALL 2016 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold becomes a police officer he accidentally shoots Junior’s monkey boyfriend during a vicious drug influenced attack. Everyone believes Harold had a racial motive as anti-police protests in the monkey community breakout around town.

“Monkey Lives Matters” is the sixteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Fall 2016.

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New Zazzle Product Designs

Tuesday, January 5th, 2016

Look for new designs appearing on products in the Zazzle FARToons Shop. Shirts in our shop are 50% off until this Friday. Also don’t forget to check out new magazine-sized comics of “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass”. I would like to start working on a new animated cartoon again, I just have no idea what. I am in a creative slump and also have other stuff I need to be working on. Stay tooned.

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The Wish Fish Family on Blu-ray!

Sunday, January 4th, 2015

“THE WISH FISH FAMILY” GOES HIGH DEF IN 2015 WITH ITS FIRST BLU-RAY RELEASE!

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Ever wanted to see the terrible animation of “The Wish Fish Family” in high definition? Well now you can! The first fourteen episodes of the series are coming to Blu-ray later this year. The set will also include rare bonus features, including a remastered episode of “Spike & Johnny” where the Wish Fish makes his first animated appearance. So join Harold, Helen and Junior in over 150 minutes of offensive fun!

“The Wish Fish Family” will also be re-released on a two-disc DVD, including episode fourteen for the first time ever!

Episodes include: “My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family”, “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Sh-t N’ Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!” and “The Queen is Dead”

Bonus features include: “The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

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The Wish Fish Family Episode 15 Press Release

Sunday, August 3rd, 2014

HAROLD FINDS HIS DREAM JOB IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING 2015 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

After Harold sees an abortion performed at Dr. Whitey’s clinic he decides to become an OB/GYN. He is shocked to find daily violent protests outside the office that threaten not only his job, but the precious lives of the entire medical staff.

“Fetal Attraction” is the fifteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in 2015.

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The Wish Fish Family 8th Anniversary

Sunday, August 3rd, 2014

Celebrate eight long, miserable years of The Wish Fish Family on our Facebook page as I release behind-the-scenes stories and my top eight favorite episodes of the series.

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The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1” is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

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The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9”, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3”, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2”, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13”, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4”, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1”, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1”, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

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