Archive for the ‘The Wish Fish Family’ Category

The Wish Fish Family 8th Anniversary

Sunday, August 3rd, 2014

Celebrate eight long, miserable years of The Wish Fish Family on our Facebook page as I release behind-the-scenes stories and my top eight favorite episodes of the series.

The Wish Fish Family 8th Anniversary

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The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1” is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

The Best of FARToons DVDThe Best of FARToons – Volume 1

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9”, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3”, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2”, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13”, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4”, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1”, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1”, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14 Press Release

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

After a year, I have finally finished the script for The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14. It WILL be released sometime this summer. Just give me a bit of time to get in animating mode again. It’s been almost seven months.

Wish Fish Family Collage

JUNIOR MAKES PROM QUEEN IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SUMMER 2013 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold, a volunteer chaperon, is completely disgusted by his son’s new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.

“The Queen is Dead” is the fourteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Summer 2013.

The Wish Fish Family - Episode 14 Press Image

2004 Wish Fish Family Calendar

A 2014 calendar of The Wish Fish Family is also now available in the online store.

In sadder news, episode thirteen of The Wish Fish Family is no longer available on YouTube due to copyright bullshit. You can still find it HERE on Funny or Die.

Ryan

The Wish Fish Family: The Complete Series DVD

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

For a limited-time only every episode of The Wish Fish Family thus far is available on one DVD disc for only one dollar (including $2.95 shipping if ordered online). The DVD is 126 minutes and thirteen episodes long. It comes in a white sleeve with an exclusive DVD label. I am making no money off of this deal – I am seriously losing money. But I want the fans to have this DVD at a low price. To order please fill out this contact form and I will give you my Paypal account username.

“The Wish Fish Family: The Complete Series”

The Wish Fish Family

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FARToons 12th Anniversary

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

To celebrate twelve years of FARToons Productions I will be giving away twelve FREE DVD Samplers at Vintage Vinyl in the St. Louis Loop. Each DVD is forty-seven minutes long and includes such classics as Merely Meerkats, Harry & Terry, The Wish Fish Family and more! They are gonna go fast because people like to throw away free stuff! So hang around The Loop Friday afternoon and come say “hi”.

FARToons Productions 12th Anniversary!

FARToons Sampler

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode 13 Press Release

Monday, June 18th, 2012

HAROLD IS SEDUCED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING NOVEMBER 2012 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

Harold meets Duck Bill’s mother and instantly falls in love. The two have an affair and wonder how long it will be before they get caught by their spouses.

“Go F–k a Duck!” is the thirteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in November 2012.

Ryan

The Beatles References in ‘The Wish Fish Family’

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

As I have mentioned before, episode eleven of The Wish Fish Family had numerous references to The Beatles. I decided to post some of the references that I remember.

THE BEATLES REFERENCES IN THE WISH FISH FAMILY EPISODE #11

  • When Bass bows after their performances.
  • Brian Epstein, who discovered The Beatles, was also gay.
  • The black and white crowd footage is from The Beatles first appearance in The Ed Sullivan Show.
  • There is a framed photo of The Beatles in Bass’ dressing room.
  • Junior dying and being replaced by a look alike is reference to the “The Real Paul McCartney is Dead” conspiracy. A Paul McCartney look alike competition really did take place in the sixties.
  • Fahn is based on John Lennon. The name “Fahn” comes from “Fake John”, similar to Paul being called “Faul”, short for “Fake Paul”.
  • Fahn mentions laying in bed for a week and eating chocolate cake out of a bag. This is reference to the song “The Ballad of John and Yoko”.
  • Fahn claims to be leaving the band for Yoko Ono, which is what people blamed for The Beatles’ break up in 1970.
  • Harold tells Fahn that he hopes he dies when he’s forty. John Lennon was assassinated when he was forty years old.
  • “From the crapper-most to the tap her roast” references the John Lennon quote, “The toppermost of the poppermost!”
  • The Paul McCartney song “When I’m Sixty-four” plays during the end credits.
  • After the end credits Harold says “I buried Junior” backwards. This comes from “I buried Paul” backwards in the song “Strawberry Fields”.

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode 12 Press Release

Monday, April 30th, 2012

HAROLD KICKS THE BUCKET IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING MAY 2012 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold is told he only has a week left to live he decides to make a bucket list of everything he wants to do before he dies. With no money to make his wishes come true, he decides to mooch off a former foe.

“Here Today, Gone Tumor-row” is the twelvth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in May 2012.

Ryan

The Wish Fish Family – Episode 11 Press Release

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

HAROLD JOINS JUNIOR’S ROCK BAND IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING JUNE 2012 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

Harold, Junior and Duck Bill form a band whose hit song makes it to the top of the charts. But when fame becomes too much, Junior threatens it all with his new drug addiction.

“Fish of the Day” is the eleventh episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in June 2012.

Ryan

The Wish Fish Family Back in Production

Sunday, April 15th, 2012

Episode ten of The Wish Fish Family is now back in production for no reason other than I am extremely bored with everything. I am not enjoying getting back to animating again. But what else do I have to do with my time? Look for it to be released this May.

Ryan