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Carmel Cat

Carmel Cat (Ferdy)
"Eye Can't Make It", "Soap in a Dope"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Carmel Cat was Ryan's first original cartoon character that he created in kindergarten. Carmel has gone through many changes since his creation in 1990, including being turned into a bobcat, given a new wardrobe, and a name change to Ferdy in "Eye Can't Make It". He eventually went back to his original housecat form in 2005 in the animated cartoon "Soap in a Dope".
Finder Fox

Finder Fox (Koby)
"Eye Can't Make It"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Finder Fox went from being a barnyard chicken chaser in 1994 to Carmel Cat's sidekick in 1995. Finder's name was changed to Koby in the 2002 animated short "Eye Can't Make It". He has not made any appearances since 2003.

Lumpy Dumpkin

Lumpy Dumpkin
"Lumpy Dumpkin"
Created by Willie Poe & Ryan Wells
Voiced by Willie Poe


Born in the deranged mind of Willie Poe in 2002, Lumpy Dumpkin is a happy little shit potato that lives in the woods with his pal The Penis Leprechaun. He enjoys eating babies and hates Indians.

The Penis Leprechaun

The Penis Leprechaun
"Lumpy Dumpkin"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


The Penis Leprechaun is made of penises for four times the pleasure.

Johny

Johny
"Spike & Johny", "Spike & Johny II: Lost in New York"
Created by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester
Voiced by Rob Winchester


Johny is a fat piece of crap.

Spike

Spike
"Spike & Johny", "Spike & Johny II: Lost in New York"
Created by Ryan Wells & Rob Winchester
Voiced by Rob Winchester


Spike hates Johny because he is a fat piece of crap.

Harold Fish (The Wish Fish)

Harold Fish (The Wish Fish)
"Spike & Johny", "Spike & Johny II: Lost in New York", "The Wish Fish Family"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Harold is just your average everyday racist, abusive, controlling fish father. He works all day at Wishing Well Incorporated to come home to his moronic whore wife and queer teenage son.

Helen Fish Helen Fish
"The Wish Fish Family"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Helen is Harold's fiery red-headed house wife with a never-ending appetite for her husband's fecal matter. She is a cliché female homemaker with a side of retard. She allows Harold to take charge in every situation and verbally abuse their only son due to his sexual preference.
Junior Fish Junior Fish
"The Wish Fish Family"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Junior loves the cock, causing him to be constantly ridiculed by his prejudice, trash-talking father. He yearns for his father's love and acceptance but cannot control his sexual urges for anal encounters of the turd tapping kind. Junior was diagnosed HIV-positive after he got screwed in the ass by his baboon boyfriend.
Duck Bill Duck Bill
"The Wish Fish Family"
Created by Ryan Wells


Bill is Junior's best friend who enjoys quacking, eating bread, and pooping in Harold's dishwasher. His father is a wealthy miser who earned his fortune by smoking a pipe and listening to the crackling fire in his undisturbed study. It makes sense just try not to think about it.
Monkey Lips Monkey Lips
"The Wish Fish Family"
Created by Ryan Wells


Monkey Lips is Junior's butt-bumping baboon boyfriend who spreads HIV all across the high school campus. He is captain of the swimming team and a spelling bee champion despite his African American heritage.
Gill Fish Gill Fish
"A Great Day to be a Fish"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Gill is the most obnoxious happy-go-lucky fish in the entire underwater world. No matter what negativity comes his way it is always "a great day to be a fish!"
Chef Bonerappetite Chef Bonerappetite
"Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Chef Bonerappetite is a talking penis chef who hosts a cooking show inside Justin Bell's anus. He enjoys making pancakes and kissing babies.
Ralphael Ralphael
"Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Ralphael is the leader of the Ninja Turdles. He likes to fight crime and eat pizza. He is very original.
Donaldtivo Donaldtivo
"Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Donaldtivo hates Mickeyroonieangelo because he is a rabbit turd. He also hates Aaronardo because everything he says is stupid. When someone pisses him off he uses a taser on them.
Mickeyroonieangelo Mickeyroonieangelo
"Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Mickeyroonieangelo is in denial about being a rabbit turd.
Aaronardo Aaronardo
"Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles"
Created by Ryan Wells
Voiced by Ryan Wells


Aaronardo just wants to play with his Neopets and watch "Muppet Treasure Island" all day.

 

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