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Carmel Cat (Ferdy) "Eye Can't Make It", "Soap in a Dope" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Carmel Cat was Ryan's first original cartoon character that he created in kindergarten. Carmel has gone through many changes since his creation in 1990, including being turned into a bobcat, given a new wardrobe, and a name change to Ferdy in "Eye Can't Make It". He eventually went back to his original housecat form in 2005 in the animated cartoon "Soap in a Dope". |
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Finder Fox (Koby) |
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Lumpy
Dumpkin |
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The Penis
Leprechaun |
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Johny |
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Spike |
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Harold Fish
(The Wish
Fish) |
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Helen
Fish "The Wish Fish Family" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Helen is Harold's fiery red-headed house wife with a never-ending appetite for her husband's fecal matter. She is a cliché female homemaker with a side of retard. She allows Harold to take charge in every situation and verbally abuse their only son due to his sexual preference. |
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Junior Fish "The Wish Fish Family" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Junior loves the cock, causing him to be constantly ridiculed by his prejudice, trash-talking father. He yearns for his father's love and acceptance but cannot control his sexual urges for anal encounters of the turd tapping kind. Junior was diagnosed HIV-positive after he got screwed in the ass by his baboon boyfriend. |
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Duck Bill "The Wish Fish Family" Created by Ryan Wells Bill is Junior's best friend who enjoys quacking, eating bread, and pooping in Harold's dishwasher. His father is a wealthy miser who earned his fortune by smoking a pipe and listening to the crackling fire in his undisturbed study. It makes sense just try not to think about it. |
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Monkey Lips "The Wish Fish Family" Created by Ryan Wells Monkey Lips is Junior's butt-bumping baboon boyfriend who spreads HIV all across the high school campus. He is captain of the swimming team and a spelling bee champion despite his African American heritage. |
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Gill Fish "A Great Day to be a Fish" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Gill is the most obnoxious happy-go-lucky fish in the entire underwater world. No matter what negativity comes his way it is always "a great day to be a fish!" |
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Chef Bonerappetite "Cooking Live with Chef Bonerappetite" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Chef Bonerappetite is a talking penis chef who hosts a cooking show inside Justin Bell's anus. He enjoys making pancakes and kissing babies. |
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Ralphael "Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Ralphael is the leader of the Ninja Turdles. He likes to fight crime and eat pizza. He is very original. |
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Donaldtivo "Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Donaldtivo hates Mickeyroonieangelo because he is a rabbit turd. He also hates Aaronardo because everything he says is stupid. When someone pisses him off he uses a taser on them. |
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Mickeyroonieangelo "Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Mickeyroonieangelo is in denial about being a rabbit turd. |
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Aaronardo "Smelly Rancid Ninja Turdles" Created by Ryan Wells Voiced by Ryan Wells Aaronardo just wants to play with his Neopets and watch "Muppet Treasure Island" all day. |
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