New Zazzle Product Designs

January 5th, 2016

Look for new designs appearing on products in the Zazzle FARToons Shop. Shirts in our shop are 50% off until this Friday. Also don’t forget to check out new magazine-sized comics of “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass”. I would like to start working on a new animated cartoon again, I just have no idea what. I am in a creative slump and also have other stuff I need to be working on. Stay tooned.

The Wish Fish Family Gang

Site Issues and Limited-Edition Comics

January 21st, 2015

TOstrich, Hippo and Jesus Limited Edition Series 1he site has been messed up due to server changes I wasn’t aware were happening. But don’t worry, Jesus is busy fixing it as we speak.

Limited-edition “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” glossy comic pages are now available in the online store. Collect all three sets! Once these are gone, they are gone forever. The #0001 edition will be available at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago later this week.

I put out some free DVDs, Blu-rays and glossy cards at Star Clipper and Vintage Vinyl in St. Louis today. I am sure the DVDs are gone by now but there will still be glossy collectible cards.

 

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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Blu-ray!

January 8th, 2015

“OSTRICH, HIPPO & JESUS ON GRASS: THA MOOVY!” GETS THE BLU-RAY TREATMENT IN 2015!

Everyone’s favorite Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus are coming to remastered Blu-ray and DVD later this year. Both formats contain buried treasures, most of which will also be in High Definition. You will see the crisp crayon color and crap animation like never before! Just be sure to hide your movie candies because Jesus is feeling devilishly greedy as usual.

Bonus features include: “Teaser Trailer”, “Official Trailer”, “Alternate Ending”, “Uncensored Ending”, “Show Me Con 2007”, “Tha After Skool Special” and “Tha Christmus Special” (Some Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

Ostrich, Hippo and Jesus on Grass Tha Moovy

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The Wish Fish Family on Blu-ray!

January 4th, 2015

“THE WISH FISH FAMILY” GOES HIGH DEF IN 2015 WITH ITS FIRST BLU-RAY RELEASE!

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Ever wanted to see the terrible animation of “The Wish Fish Family” in high definition? Well now you can! The first fourteen episodes of the series are coming to Blu-ray later this year. The set will also include rare bonus features, including a remastered episode of “Spike & Johnny” where the Wish Fish makes his first animated appearance. So join Harold, Helen and Junior in over 150 minutes of offensive fun!

“The Wish Fish Family” will also be re-released on a two-disc DVD, including episode fourteen for the first time ever!

Episodes include: “My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family”, “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Sh-t N’ Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!” and “The Queen is Dead”

Bonus features include: “The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

The Wish Fish Family DVD

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The Wish Fish Family Episode 15 Press Release

August 3rd, 2014

HAROLD FINDS HIS DREAM JOB IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING 2015 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

After Harold sees an abortion performed at Dr. Whitey’s clinic he decides to become an OB/GYN. He is shocked to find daily violent protests outside the office that threaten not only his job, but the precious lives of the entire medical staff.

“Fetal Attraction” is the fifteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in 2015.

The Wish Fish Family Episode 15 Press Image

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The Wish Fish Family 8th Anniversary

August 3rd, 2014

Celebrate eight long, miserable years of The Wish Fish Family on our Facebook page as I release behind-the-scenes stories and my top eight favorite episodes of the series.

The Wish Fish Family 8th Anniversary

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The Best of FARToons – Volume 1

January 23rd, 2014

“The Best of FARToons – Volume 1” is now available for pre-order through Paypal! The DVD will ship next month!

The Best of FARToons DVDThe Best of FARToons – Volume 1

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min.)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9”, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3”, “Harry &Terry Episodes – #1-2”, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13”, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4”, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1”, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1”, “A Great Day to be a Fish”

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The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14 Press Release

July 4th, 2013

After a year, I have finally finished the script for The Wish Fish Family – Episode #14. It WILL be released sometime this summer. Just give me a bit of time to get in animating mode again. It’s been almost seven months.

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JUNIOR MAKES PROM QUEEN IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SUMMER 2013 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold, a volunteer chaperon, is completely disgusted by his son’s new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.

“The Queen is Dead” is the fourteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Summer 2013.

The Wish Fish Family - Episode 14 Press Image

2004 Wish Fish Family Calendar

A 2014 calendar of The Wish Fish Family is also now available in the online store.

In sadder news, episode thirteen of The Wish Fish Family is no longer available on YouTube due to copyright bullshit. You can still find it HERE on Funny or Die.

Ryan

The Wish Fish Family: The Complete Series DVD

February 10th, 2013

For a limited-time only every episode of The Wish Fish Family thus far is available on one DVD disc for only one dollar (including $2.95 shipping if ordered online). The DVD is 126 minutes and thirteen episodes long. It comes in a white sleeve with an exclusive DVD label. I am making no money off of this deal – I am seriously losing money. But I want the fans to have this DVD at a low price. To order please fill out this contact form and I will give you my Paypal account username.

“The Wish Fish Family: The Complete Series”

The Wish Fish Family

Ryan

FARToons 12th Anniversary

February 6th, 2013

To celebrate twelve years of FARToons Productions I will be giving away twelve FREE DVD Samplers at Vintage Vinyl in the St. Louis Loop. Each DVD is forty-seven minutes long and includes such classics as Merely Meerkats, Harry & Terry, The Wish Fish Family and more! They are gonna go fast because people like to throw away free stuff! So hang around The Loop Friday afternoon and come say “hi”.

FARToons Productions 12th Anniversary!

FARToons Sampler

Ryan