Comics & DVDs

The Best of FARToons DVDThe Best of FARToons – Volume 1 (DVD)

The best cartoons from the past thirteen years of FARToons Productions are now on DVD for the first time! This collection contains 22 of the most crude, relentless and offensive web toons in history. You will get the chance to sing perverted songs with Barney the Dinosaur, party with drunken meerkats and have a racist fish grant all of your darkest wishes! No one is safe so put on your toughest battle armor and prepare to defend all that you hold sacred. (96 Min. / Full Screen / Widescreen)

Episodes:

“Barney Commercials – Episodes #4-9″, “MacRuff the Crime Dog – Episodes #2-3″, “Harry & Terry Episodes – #1-2″, “The Wish Fish Family – Episodes #9-13″, “Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass – Episodes #1-4″, “Merely Meerkats – Episode #1″, “Liquor Goblin – Episode #1″, “A Great Day to be a Fish”


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Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy (DVD & Blu-ray)

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” follows the lives of three friends who spend their time standing in the grass doing nothing. See the gang take on taboo subjects from race to religion to disease along side their pals The Basket, Bobo the Alligator, and The Grand Wizard. Join them in an adventure that is sure to bring out the kid in everyone! (2004 / 71 Min. / Full Screen)

Special Features:

Teaser Trailer, Alternate Ending, Uncensored Ending, “Tha After Skool Special”, “Tha Christmus Special” (*Blu-ray Includes: “Tha Valentime’s Special”)


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The Wish Fish Family – Volume 1 (DVD & Blu-ray)

The Wish Fish Family is a crudely animated ten-minute cartoon that relentlessly pokes fun at topics no other series would dare. Bigotry, sexism and domestic violence are just an everyday occurrence for this family of fish in a series that gives social commentary on the all-too-real dark side of humanity.

Harold is just your average, racist, abusive, controlling fish father with a cliché stay-at-home housewife, homosexual teenage son, and intruding duck neighbor. Chaos and family feuds are never far behind these mismatched characters in a not-so-traditional sitcom that explores what life is really like for many families in America.

So c’mon and join The Wish Fish Family in the web toon that will have you wishing for more! (2006 / 168 Min. / Full Screen)

Episodes:

“My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family” “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Shit ‘N Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!”, “The Queen is Dead” (*Blu-ray Includes: “Fetal Attraction” and “Monkey Lives Matters”)

Special Features:

“The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (*Blu-ray: Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)


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OH&J Comics Series 1Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Series 1 (Comic Book)

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” follows the lives of three friends who spend their time standing in the grass doing nothing. See the gang take on taboo subjects from race to religion to disease along side their pals The Basket, Bobo the Alligator, and The Grand Wizard. Join them in an adventure that is sure to bring out the kid in everyone!

Series 1 Includes:

“No Ears”, “No Nipples”, “No Crackers”, “No House”, “No Cake”, “No Babies”, “No Basket”, “No Purse”, “No Hat”, “No Royalty”, “No Room”, “No Candies”, “No Nap”, “No Memories Future”, “No Knowledge”, “No Insurance Sales Men”, “No More Mr. T”, “No Cheap Imitation White Oreo Cookies”, “No Asian Hoe’s Panties” and “No More Quest”

Buy On Blurb! [Magazine / 8.5″ x 11″ / $6.79 USD]


Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Series 2 (Comic Book)

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” follows the lives of three friends who spend their time standing in the grass doing nothing. See the gang take on taboo subjects from race to religion to disease along side their pals The Basket, Bobo the Alligator, and The Grand Wizard. Join them in an adventure that is sure to bring out the kid in everyone!

Series 2 Includes:

“No Spot”, “No Air”, “No Premarital Relations”, “No AIDS”, “No Hooker Boots”, “No Tea Party”,”No Birthday Beer, No Christmas Cheer”, “No Paper Bag Feets”, “No Silly Hat, No French Mustache”, “No Buried Treasures”, “No Tyme Musheen”, “No Blasphemy”, “No Dinosaur”, “No Indians”, “No Help”, “No Heaven”, “No White Chocolate”, “No Beard”, “No 9/11″ and “No Ears… Again?”

Buy On Blurb! [Magazine / 8.5″ x 11″ / $7.59 USD]


Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Series 3 (Comic Book)

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” follows the lives of three friends who spend their time standing in the grass doing nothing. See the gang take on taboo subjects from race to religion to disease along side their pals The Basket, Bobo the Alligator, and The Grand Wizard. Join them in an adventure that is sure to bring out the kid in everyone!

Series 3 Includes:

“No Aliens”, “No Dogs”, “No Lyin’ Lion”, “No Recollection”, “No, Bobo!”, “No Halloween Spirit”, “No Goths”, “No Home for a Hobo”, “No Brother”, “No Room for Jello”, “No Talking”, “No Know Names”, “No Wedding”, “No Laughing”, “No Baby Born”, “No Duel”, “No Flashbacks”, “No on Prop 73″, “No Muhammad” and “No More Time”

Buy On Blurb! [Magazine / 8.5″ x 11″ / $7.59 USD]


Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Series 4 (Comic Book)

“Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass” follows the lives of three friends who spend their time standing in the grass doing nothing. See the gang take on taboo subjects from race to religion to disease along side their pals The Basket, Bobo the Alligator, and The Grand Wizard. Join them in an adventure that is sure to bring out the kid in everyone!

Series 3 Includes:

“No More David Bowie”, “No Gun Control”, “No Women’s Rights”, “No Tyme Travel Adventure”, “No More Politics”, “No Point”, “No Talk Show Host”, “No Girlfriend”, “No Crucifixion”, “No Finished Comic”, “No Religion”, “No Homo”, “No Job”, “No Standing”, “No Thinking”, “No Rolling Stones”, “No Brain”, “No Sandbox”, “No Ride” and “No Food”

Buy On Blurb! [Magazine / 8.5″ x 11″ / $7.59 USD]